[Fox Mulder]

Scully and I are baffled and more than a little bit frightened by what we're calling "Stupid Face Phenomena." We first encountered it at comic conventions and other events where cosplay is common. However, it's spreading rapidly in the amateur porn community - particularly amongst young women. It manifests itself with cross eyes or rolled eyes, a lolling tongue and often drool. To Scully and I, it's not sexy. In fact, we both agree that it looks...well...stupid. Scully has been performing autopsies and seems to think it could be a physical reaction to the colored hair dyes, wigs, heavy eye makeup and other tools of the cosplay trade. I think it could be alien implants. A third theory is that the affected generation has no concept of what sexy is. Might their stupid expressions merely be inexperience -an ill advised attempt to look like they're so horny they've lost their minds? We're also just beginning to explore the possible influences of Japanese animated fantasy culture. As the investigation continues, we will explore these theories while remaining, as always, open to other possibilities. Below you'll find collected photographs of the phenomena. Be sure to click on the last two images. They're gifs, allowing you to observe, in action, two disturbing examples. Caution Wankers: A limp dick may result.