[Fox Mulder]

Scully and I have been investigating the rules of attraction. We've concluded that there are none. It would be easier to run into Sasquatch in a city park than find universal agreement on who is beautiful, who's arrousing and who is not. Furthermore, our probing flashlight beams illuminate the fact that porn is one of the few fair things in life. Think about it. Everyone is included. Look around OCC...there are threads based on body shape, race, age, activites, employment, facial expression...and before I drone on endlessly like Bubba Gump about shrimp women...please get my point. In porn, female or male, there's always someone who likes what you've got. There are no outcasts, because porn is private. Our urge to run with the herd is put on hold as we indulge our personal desires and fetishes without shame. It's easier for people to get what they want or need in a forum like OCC. Some may wander their whole lives without ever finding the woman of their fantasies. Here, you just click "search." So here's this woman missing part of her right arm. Would I notice her if she wasn' t missing part of an arm? I would. She has a sweet smile and a nice body. It took a bit of self confidence to pose. Confidence and enthusiasm are sexy. With or without the missing part, I like her. Does the arm detract from her beauty for you? I know it does for someone...yeah, that guy there... move along, buddy. There are probably a few guys more put off that she has pubic hair, while some are excited that she's natural. There are also some that feel her arm is actually a big plus. She is unique and unique can be very attractive. Unique can give you super powers, if the right person is looking. Come on...ladies and a few of you guys... I know you're looking at that very phallic-looking appendage..and imagining what you'd like her to do to you with it. Attraction. No rules. Case closed. It was a frustrating investigation. For a while, Scully and I were really stum...uh... let's just say... confounded.