First not-a-girlfriend was the neighbor girl from the farm next door when we were quite young.
First not-a-girlfriend, old enough to matter was not an "oops" so much as it was a case of exhibition: a friend was picking me up from a hospital stay (I think I was around 24 or so; she is a couple of years younger than me) and I stayed n the hospital gown omg purpose. After she had come into my room, she offered to leave the room while I got dressed, and I told her to not bother as I dropped the hospital gown. I would have hard a difficult time being any harder!
First actual "oops" was when Was the above woman's teenage daughter walking into my den while I was busy jacking off.
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