[nickerboxer]

In mid-2000s, I was working a maintenance job for a 42-story skysc****r building in my area's downtown metro. Despite working maintenance I had to dress nicely every day - dress pants, dress shoes and polo shirt. I was young so my typical daily tasks were mostly changing light bulbs, patching walls, unclogging toilets or moving things. But basically I would go up and down the building all day long doing whatever task I was assigned.

One week I was assigned to a task on the roof of the building. An HVAC contractor was doing work some of the A/C units on the roof and a bunch of materials were getting replaced. My job was to move any material that was being discarded down the elevators to the shipping docks. All day long I went up to the top and brought stuff down with me. On the way down I was required to use the freight elevator because I was hauling metal. But on the way back up it was usually faster for me to use the standard elevators since there was 8 of them versus 1 freight elevator.

On a particular trip back up one of the elevators something happened. This was around 1pm so right after lunch and (other than the 8-9am rush) was one of the busiest time for the elevators. Like 20+ people were crammed into the elevator going up. I'm getting off at the very top floor, and it was taking forever as the elevator seemed to stop at every other floor on the way up. It was probably a 10-minute elevator ride. But after the 30th or so floor it was just me and this 40-something milf-looking lawyer lady left on the elevator.

She was dressed in a women's business suit with a pencil skirt and a classy blouse. I remember taking a look and thinking she was insanely hot. Then she asks me if that's me at floor 42. I said yes. She must be getting off on floor 40 as that's the only other lit up elevator button. And while I'm thinking that I hear this weird noise - it started out higher pitched at first and morphed into a full-blown booming fart. It was an unusually long fart; it lasted about 3-4 seconds.

When I finally realized what had just happened the lawyer lady starts laughing and says that she would never have done that with me there if people weren't waiting for her the moment she stepped off the elevator. I just laughed and said 'no problem' but I was also stunned too. I didn't see that coming. When she got off the elevator she gave me a brief smile. And sure enough she was greeted by others right away and she carried on business as usual like it was nothing.

I'm not into scat or farting or anything like that. But the way this gorgeous, well-dressed women just farted with little-to-no apologies and acted like it was no big deal has always turned me on.