Sorry, you can’t stay
Nothing quite so hot as some of these.
Was my bachelors party and at my apartment. Not much in the way of furniture yet. Drinking, food, and a stripper they ordered. She was pretty hot, fantastic ass and big tits. Late 80’s so she also had a wonderful thick triangle of fur.
She was dancing for us, and I ordered some pizzas since we ate everything before too long.
Apparently, she was more than a stripper and she let me know what else was paid for. Totally naked except for her high heels. I told her I wasn’t ready to fuck, I was pretty drunk. She said she was paid, so someone could. She said who is the biggest? They all said they were. She tells them to line up. 4 guys do it, and pull their pants down to have her judge. Crazy as hell, they are standing and a naked stripper/call girl judging. I luckily didn’t join them. I wouldn’t have won anyway, one guy easily was bigger.
Just then, the doorbell rings. Pizza guy. I answer and as he hands me the pizzas he can’t believe his eyes. Full view of the competition. I say “bachelor party”. I then said “you can stay if pizza is free”. He tells me he can’t do that. I pay him, and close the door in his face.
Wasn’t letting some stranger stay and watch anything for free. At least he got a story to tell everyone back at the shop.
Later the guy who won the contest fucked the stripper in a bedroom, she didn’t let anyone watch, and then she left. Oh well.
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