I didn't do it, but my sister did.
Her roommate threw all of her stuff out on the front of the house, kicking her out for reasons my sister never made clear to me. She came home from a week long trip and found the locks changed and her stuff in the front of the apartment, but not her collection of CDs, which remained in the apartment. My sister had no recourse because she was subletting the bedroom in it without a contract, so she decided to move on. She broke into the apartment and retrieved her CDs, and she found in the roommate's bedroom the roommate's boyfriend sound asleep. He slept through the break in and my sister's rummaging around for her property. She stripped naked and mounted the guy and he woke up to find her on top of him, grinding away at his lower torso and flaccid penis. Some minutes later he was hard as a rock and giving my sister a ride. For the next hour they went through a round of more of the Kama Sutra, before my sister, without saying a word, got out of bed, got dressed, and left.
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