I guess this fits this thread...
Last night my wife, her mom, her sister, and I were watching the Olympics at our house. My wife had taken her bra off earlier in the day but had a regular shirt on. (Normally, she would have put a bra back on once her mom and sister came over, so the fact she didn't put it back on means the story could end here as that was exciting for me already.)
During swimming, my wife was eating popcorn and she kept looking down her shirt and trying to scratch the top of her right breast because she dropped popcorn down her shirt and it was causing her to itch.
Well, access from the top wasn't good enough, so she lifted up her shirt, completely exposing her right breast to everyone while brushing off now pulverized popcorn.
When she realized what she was doing, she looked up, and her mom and sister were staring at my wife's exposed breast as though they had never seen a boobie before. The three of them were all frozen like statues for what seemed like 5 minutes (but it was probably 3 seconds). I enjoyed looking around at the three of them and seeing their reactions.
My wife pulled her shirt down quickly and stared at me with "What did I do? My life is over" eyes. My mother in law looked back at the TV and started giggling. Her sister just went back to her phone.
Even though my mother in law has been seen stark naked around all of us, and my sister in law flashes what's down her shirt every time she bends over, her family still acts like seeing each other naked is the wildest thing in the world.
I don't mind their inconsistencies and strange antics, though.
