Spider
My brother-in-law once told me that he would like to see my wife's breasts. I showed him topless and nude photos of her, but he would so love to see her live topless.
One day - it was a hot summer day - my wife was sitting outside in a light green top with him and me, her nipples poking through the thin fabric of the top.
Then I called out, "Wait there's a spider crawling in your neckline!"
I pulled the neckline of her top forward, and he could see her entire chest with nipples. Then I pulled her top all the way up so he could see her entire torso to find the spider. Of course there was no spider at all....
She didn't think it was too bad that her sister's husband had walked her topless.... As a prize for the live show, he showed me videos and photos of my sister-in-law - up to the sex and blowing...
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