[MFN]

1) A longtime ex-girlfriend loved to play a little trick on me: whenever we arrived at a party, just as we were going in the door she would tell me she hadn't had time to put her underwear on, so for the entire evening her legs opening and closing under her short party dress had my full attention.

2) My wife was showing some landscapers around the front yard to schedule some work, when she accidentally took a step back and fell backwards over a bench, legs sticking straight up with no underwear under her skirt. While they helped her up they remarked that her bush was far more attractive than the ones they were to plant.