A friend of mine is on his 3rd wife, this one is by far the sexiest. They talk about how she picked him up in a bar, not the usual, but funny. There was a mirror behind the bar, my buddy said she was seated about 3 seats to his left, he was with people, but it seemed everytime he looked into the mirror, she was checking him out.
After a while the people between them left, so she just scooted over toward him and asked "if you're just going to eyefuck me, I'm leaving."
They're been married 12 years now.
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