Fun idea!
This was email, but fits... "Bill Clinton used a cigar, what do you want to use on me?" or something to that effect.
Two female friends had come over for dinner, long story short, I have sex with one of them because she wanted some experience (the other was waiting in the living room watching TV) and after we finish she goes out to her friend and tells her she has to try it, it was great!... or something to that effect (I've written about this in another thread)
A chick who was in to me told me that a guy that liked her asked her to go to a love hotel, then told me that if somebody like me had asked her, she'd be happy to go, but not with him. Subtle!
"What do you want to do tonight?" The chick's reply, "I want you to use me as your toilet tonight." I sh#t you not.
A girl and I who were friends and sex friends were chatting about her birthday. I told her I was going to come over to her place and give her sex as her present (she'd only had sex a few times in her life and we'd just had it a few times at this point, so she was really up for it). She replied "I want doggie. I've never tried it."
A lass who liked me wanted to go to the zoo with me. I wasn't overly keen, but told her as a joke that I'd go if she showed me her tits at the hippo enclosure (there is a big bronze hippo statue that people often take their photo next to there). She agreed and sure enough she did it! unfortunately the photo is gone. No idea what happened to it.
"I wish you would suddenly just grab me in an elevator, push me up against the wall, pull down my panties and have sex with me." This chick wanted every sexual experience. We had some fun times.
These are just some of the ones I can remember at the moment. The memory hazes over the further away my 20s and early 30s get. I wish I'd kept a diary. I've mentioned this before, but anybody in their 20s or even 30s on here, keep a journal or diary of your sexual shenanigans. Otherwise you may forget some of the details or even entire events!
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