[wonderbill]

This missed opportunity was not my fault: While in college I dated a girl who modeled nude for the art classes at the college. She was more into me than I was into her, and eventually we broke up when she realized that situation. We remained friends, and one day she told me about my "missed opportunity." She had a girl friend who was also a nude art model. As a birthday surprise for me, she asked her friend if she would hide in my dorm room closet fully nude and surprise me when I got back from class. Her friend agreed to this and it was all set but for one detail: My roommate (who was somewhat of a prude) refused to cooperate. He wouldn't let the art model into our dorm room. So I view that as a missed opportunity. Who knows what would have happened when this girl would have surprised me if things has gone according to plan!