I had an interesting experience this past weekend. I don’t know how it matches the low-key definition, but it certainly started that way.
While mowing my yard, and a little shower popped up about halfway through. Not enough to stop, but I had grass stuck all over me when I was done. Mostly self-inflicted because I was trying to blow wet grass off my sidewalk and driveway. For those of you that read my friends with benefits thread. My friend is now my girlfriend, and things have been amazing. She (“L”) spends a lot of time at my house, and it isn’t a secret anymore.
Long story short, she wasn’t too thrilled with how dirty I was and was not going to tolerate me coming into the house that she just cleaned. L stopped me before I could even partially clean up and told me that I had to go around back and hose off, which was sort of the plan.
She ordered me to strip, and she sprayed me off with the hose. I don’t have any neighbors that can really see in my backyard, but I still only stripped down to my underwear. She then said she wasn’t joking and to strip. Nothing sexy about it, she didn’t want to get her clean house dirty
. I’ve never been to jail, but I’m pretty sure what happened to me happens to new inmates!
I was protesting her liberal use of the hose, and her mother popped around into my backyard (we are neighbors). I guess she could hear us and wanted to ask about something. I wouldn’t say she lingered, but she didn’t turn away or pretend not to look. L was actually a little irritated at her mom, and I never did find out what she wanted. Someone on here had asked previously if the mom might have an interest in me, and my answer was that I really didn’t know. It was a big turn-on that she saw me and took it all in without pretending to be embarrassed and turning away.