Split with my crazy ex just before camera phones became a thing which is a real shame. She would have been up for all sorts of nude shots. I remember taking a topless pic on holiday once and having to hide it (and the negative) from the pack as her Mum used to go through
everything in the pack, even questioning me on what had happened to the missing negatives.
Thankfully my photographic memory has plenty of pics in the bank of that particular time