I once had to give a sperm sample in a clinic. I was shown into the cubicle in which I was expected to perform. It was actually a small, comfortable room. On a table, sat the cliched thing you'd expect in such a place: a stack of porn mags for the use of the person giving the sample.
Funny thing was, leafing through those magazines didn't really do it for me. Instead, I took out my phone and opened up the vault app in which I kept my special collection of pics of my wife. Happy to report that looking through her album got the fire started and I was then able to complete my mission. :-)
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