Yesterday, my wife's two best friends from out of town stopped by. (So, two women and their husbands.)
We have a trampoline. The outgoing friend was trying to get the shy friend to jump on the trampoline. They were both wearing short dresses, and my heart started racing at the thought. They are tiny, athletic-type women, although they both have good-sized boobs for their frames. Normally, I would have joined in on the encouragement to get them tojump, but since their husbands weren't saying anything, then I didn't dare say anything either. After a few short minutes, the outgoing friend gave up.
Half hour later, and outgoing friend started up again about the trampoline. Even though we are all in our mid-40s, it was like listening to two teenage girls giggling at the idea of jumping in dresses, with outgoing friend being the instigator, and shy friend acting like it was a terrible idea, yet secretly wanting to agree.
Just then, my work phone rang. Extremely unusual outside of work hours, but it does happen. I tried taking the call while with everyone, but they were too loud and I needed to get to my work computer anyway. The call kept lasting longer and longer, but I couldn't hurry because I have a new role at my day job that's pretty high up, and I was talking to someone quite important. So, I was in my basement home office now.
That's when I could tell I was missing things outside.
It got loud. I tried looking out my home office window, but it's downstairs and I couldn't see a darn thing. But it was loud enough that the person on the phone asked what was going on. I said that the neighbors have a trampoline and the family there gets pretty loud. (I wasn't going to tell him that my wife's 40-something friends were over and I am pretty sure that I was missing them jumping in short dresses! Ha!)
Then we heard screams. The person on the phone asked if someone died. I said maybe they jumped off their roof onto the trampoline.
My work call finally ended some 20 minutes later.
I went outside, and no one was on the trampoline, the couples were talking to each other with my wife talking to shy friend and her husband. The other couple was standing in the front yard talking about something else. I just walked over to my wife and shy couple, wondering what had happened.
I managed to gather both couples, and we all made our way into the house, and people were pretty quiet, which is very weird. I carried most of the random conversations. I forced small talk about their academic lifestyles and our cats.
Outgoing couple left soon after. Then we hung out with shy couple for another hour or so, but no one talked about the trampoline or why everyone was separated when I came up from my office. Eventually, shy couple left.
I asked my wife what the heck happened, being it was so loud, there was screaming, and they all acted weird after my work call.
My wife told me what happened:
Just when I left for my work call, outgoing friend literally pulled shy friend onto the trampoline, immediately exposed both of their panties, both husbands noticeably upset but not saying anything. They started jumping, and immediately they were falling, dresses up over their waists, full panty flashes, etc. The husbands weren't amused, but the wives were having tons of fun, and my wife said they clearly didn't mind showing off their panties.
Then shy friend's boob popped out entirely and everyone saw, and that was the scream. She put it back in and climbed off the trampoline, and asked her husband to leave immediately.
Outgoing friend begged her to stay and said, "Here, I will take on some of the embarrassment," and pulled out both of her breasts for everyone to see. Then she said, "See? Feel better?" Except I guess her husband got really mad.
I guess outgoing friend and her husband were arguing about how she just flashed everyone on purpose, and the friend was bringing up how outgoing supports free the nipple and is topless a lot anyway, and the husband kept saying "only if we don't know people around us", then that lead to who controls whom, and so on, and then they walked to the front yard to argue with privacy, so my wife went to talk to shy friend, and that is when I walked out.
Seems like I missed a lot from girls on the trampoline to boob flashes to couples arguing.
Oh, well. I used to post about how many crazy things happened to me, but the past few year(s) it seems like the opposite...I am missing so many crazy things lately instead!!
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