I the first one in a long time today. A bunch of firefighters had to recert their CPR this month so we had an instructor come out to do a recert class. The instructor was a female in her late 20's or early 30's and super thin. She had what I would guess were on the small side of B cups. Now these recerts are stupid being that we have this stuff down and do it enough in real life that we do not need to be told how to do it. The cool instructors will just make us demonstrate on the dummy and take the written test then sign us off. This b*tch was not one of them. She made us sit through the whole four hour presentation before taking the hands on and written test. She was stuck up and talked to us like we were probies with no experience.
Now this would have been a total drag except the fact that she had a kind of flowy blouse that fell away when she leaned forward and a too big for her padded bra. She kept getting on her knees and bending over to demonstrate technique on the dummies. She was so by the book that she would stop the videos when they said to practice something, demo it to us, and giving a show each time. We got quite the show though. For professional reasons I would not let any of the guys take pictures though one was going to try with his phone. As acting shift commander (we have a quarantine situation and I got a temporary promotion) it would have been my ass if any pictures got out.
|