[PalmsMan]

Starting May of 2013 I worked in Tucson, AZ for five months. Tucson has no adult theaters. It does have some AMPs, although the best one, Tui Na Massage, was closed by the police several years back.

September of 2013 I started work in Eastern Los Angeles County, and rented a room about thirty minutes from work. The possibilities for movie theater entertainment were still limited. But there was fun to be had.

The Deja Vu over in Upland, San Bernardino County had been closed by the local government. Deja Vu had taken over the old Cave Theater in Hollywood and opened it as a strip club. It had/has a small ABS attached and an even smaller theater. The theater was comfortable enough. But there was downside. It is a long drive from the other side of the county. I would sometimes arrive to find the ABS was not open. I guess they had staffing issues. The strip girls would congregate in the lobby and pester one to go into the club for a very expensive lap dance. Moreover one had to deal with the general weirdness of Hollywood.

Twenty minutes away from my accommodation was the Red Panty Boutique, an adult store that sold lingerie, toys, and DVDs. They also have two movie rooms. Now, I have read the Red Panty Boutique theater described is the worst adult theater in the US. Frankly I couldn't argue with that. But, one makes the most of what one has.

The Red Panty has a good selection of products. Its video rooms are at the rear, right hand side, of the store. Together they measure 8 ft by 20 ft. One enters thru a sliding door. Right in front of the door at a right angle to it is a dividing wall. The ten ft space to the left is the gay theater the ten feet to the right is the straight theater. Each has four or five patio type seats.

The is no bathroom. If customers need to pee there is bathroom a few doors away at the Azusa Coin Wash laundromat. One can leave the theater and return within one's four hour limit. One time I needed a pee, and the laundromat was closed, so opened a front rear door of my car and peed in the parking lot.

On the upside the place is air conditioned. It has interesting staff. And, right next door is Oriental Massage. So I could slowly masturbate to the movies for a couple of hours, then pop next door for a table shower, a massage and a professional wank to completion.

Usually, a couple of times a week, I would arrive home from work, take a sildenafil, eat a snack and drive over to Azusa for an evening of erect pleasure.

During my visits to the Red Panty I encountered three clerks: There was an easy going Anglo Guy. There was an Anglo woman who was pleasant and fun. One evening she wore a skirt so short that I had to let her know show was wearing blue panties, not red. She laughed. Then there was the Hispanic girl, short with small breasts, and good hips and bum. She usually wore a short, tight skirt and a blouse. But the attitude! she thought she was superior. To her the movie theater patrons were sexual deviants on whom she could look down.

One evening I bought my ticket ten minutes before the end of the Anglo woman's shift. So, I went in and sat down there were a couple of wankers already in the straight theater. About fifteen minutes later there was a knock on the theater door. The Hispanic girl always checked that no one's ticket had expired its four hour limit when she started her shift.

The Anglo woman would never go in the theater, but Miss Superior was undaunted. As soon as we heard the knock the other guys squeezed the cocks back into their pants. Not me, that woman knew perfectly well what we did in that theater. My erection stayed out. I held my ticket so it was in the same line of sight as my cock. She checked my ticket and didn't say a word. When she had gone I asked the other guys why in the world they put their cocks away? The just shuffled in their seats.

Another evening I was in the theater enjoying a slow wank when the door opened and a well dressed mature woman stood looking in. I invited her to join me, but she closed the door. I guess she was just curious.

One evening there was a pretty good schtup happening on the screen. Their were three of us in the theater. We were all obviously turned on by the couple in the move and were wanking in unison. All that sexual energy was fun till one guy reached over and tried to touch my cock. That was my cue to zip up and head next door to Oriental Massage.

Like I said, sometimes one has to go with what is available. I made the most of the Red Panty and had fun.

Next report, my last, will be on my experiences in Mesa, AZ.