[Bounci]

A few weeks ago there was a documentary about Dick Emery and it mentioned his film Ooh...You Are Awful from 1972, where he played a conman who has to locate the combination numbers to a safe that his deceased buddy had stashed a fortune in that they had conned from the Italian Mafia. However, the problem was that his mate had a fondness for girls, and in particular girls bums, and he had tattooed the combination on four of his former girlfriend's bottoms. This wasn't going to deter Dick from a fortune, so he set about tracking the girls down one by one and thinking up elaborate ways of getting to see their bums. Naturally, this is a favourite of mine, and I will be uploading all four girls on here for you.

First up on the list is Cheryl Kennedy, playing a railway announcer, with Dick Emery dressed as a solicitor trying to persuade her that to prove she is the person named in the will of his pal she has to show him her tattoo as proof. Naturally, she is reluctant at first, but is eventually persuaded to have her photo taken of it in a photo booth. However, there is a nasty surprise for Dick when Derren Nesbitt stumbles upon them - not only is he the local gangster, but it also turns out that Cheryl's character is his sister!