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Quick story of an embarrassing wife quote moment along these lines.

My wife loves to cook and entertain. She is a Central American, Latina Island girl.
We had three other couples over for dinner fun, Caribbean style. Unusual cuisine, spices, and specialties.

Extended table dinning, best China. Gem cook, attractive wife, all gathered around the table. She worked hard to make this a great night. When one of the hubby's discovered a hair on his plate. Rather then saying nothing about it he commented, expressing his find. Caused a moment of shadow on the moment. He realized the embarrassment of the moment and tried to recover being funny and saying. I quote, "at least it's not a little kinky black hair".

My wife responded instantly, bit indignant, impromptu, sprouting, "well it wouldn't of been from me because I have no hair at all down there nothing". Her attempt to diffuse, yet ever so true.

Everyone was stunned, a moment of silence, awkward moment, eyes wide bright, all mentally envisioning what my wife looks like with a bald c*nt. I have to admit I loved this. The stun of the look on their faces at this unplanned revelation.

Took her a minute to realize just what such a personalized bit of revelation she blurted out. Yep, she was pretty embarrassed.