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Originally Posted by enripa
Sure. This happened, just as all the other BS in your bazillions of other posts. May I kindly guide you to the fiction section?
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I once had a tick at my crotch. I freaked the heck out and tried to get my friend to help me but his reaction was worse than my own. I pulled it off but the head got stuck in. I had my mother help me get the head out with tweezers while I wrapped up everything I didn't want to be seen in many towels, making the process way more dramatic than it had to be. Totally true. Totally 0% sexy.