I bought one of these for my wife, it took me a little convincing to get her to wear it out to dinner one night. We went to a small Italian place, they always had Sinatra type music on, my wife was worried someone would hear it. So we get seated, order a bottle of wine, then my wife whispered to me "too soon, turn it off until I've had a little wine".
I told her the truth, I had not touched it. That meant someone else in the restaurant had one on the same frequency, we decided it would be fun to spot who it was. My wife said she'd squeeze my hand whenever it went off. We didn't have to wait long before she signaled me, so we started looking around for candidates, there were only about a dozen table filled, so it didn't take long. There was a couple seated a bit behind my wife, a pretty brunette, mid 30's was giggling and squirming a bit, as was my wife.
My wife said it was too intense, she went to the bathroom to slide hers out and put it in the pocket of her jeans. When she came back she changed seats so she could see the fun and she wanted to remote. We're sipping wine, eating anti-pasta, my wife is timing this with the other remote, when that one stops, she starts it up again. Now the target has stopped eating, she's running her fingers through her hair, looking very distracted, wife switched off, but she can still feel her pocked buzzing. It was pretty obvious, if you were looking for it, when she had the big oregano.
Th other couple left before we did, she was a little wobbly walking to the door, I don't think it was then wine.
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