Two of my best stories about being a pizza guy are -
A girl in her early 20s answered the door. She was average/attractive wearing a tank top with bra and shorts. I could tell there were other people there. She was smiling/laughing like I just missed a good joke. I told her the total then handled her the pizzas. She handed them to someone one else then counted out the money. Handed me that then said "if you want your tip you have to get it yourself" them bent over a little while pulling her top out. I was kind of hesitant at first. I never had that happen so I didn't know if I was being set up for something. Then I went for it. Fished around inside her for at least 10-15 seconds. There were ones and coins in there. As far as I know, I got them all! She closed the door when I was done. I heard someone say "he has a hard on" as I was walking back to the car. She was right.
Another time I had a delivery to a girl that was a few years younger than me. I was 21 or 22 and she was 18. I found her attractive as soon as I saw her. We talked during the transaction and for a few minutes later. I found she went to the same high school that I did and we had a few mutual friends. I had more deliveries in the car so I had to get going. She suggested I stop by after work so I did that. Headbangers ball was on MTV (yeah, this is going way back) so it must have been around midnight. She didn't want me to get caught by her parents so I had to climb in the bedroom window (first floor of a 3 story house). That was a good night!!! I'd love to say I banged her for hours but she was very tight and wet and felt sooooo good. It was over in minutes after I slid inside her. We saw each other once in awhile before she went away to college.
Just think, the experiences you provide to people will be their "I remember when" stories 20 years from now.
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