army life
When I was in the army, I heard about a guy having been publicly reprimanded and fined in front of his entire unit for having masturbated - and got caught.
But this is another story.
One monday morning, we were all called down to the excersise yard, scolded by the colonel and after a while told to delete all pornographic pics on our computers. After a while we were let go with a weeks worth of 'stay in camp', not really understanding what had happened.
Later, that evening, we were told the background story. One of the guards at night duty had printed some hard core photographs, but hadn't paid attention to which printer he used. So he printed on the camp commander's printer and not their own. When nothing came out, he tried again and again.
So, the commander's old female secretary found this when she arrived at work, and as the printer had run out of paper and she didn't know how to cancel prints she had to feed it more paper to clear the jam!
To top it up, the guards had keys to all the offices. So had he just gone looking, he could have easily cleaned up the mess.
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