I have to admit, I am slow to recognize a pickup line, typical male unaware density. I was to an outdoor watch party for a football game, my wife hates football, the idea of sitting outside in the cold, huddled around heaters, was a 'no go' for her. It was a bunch of friends and co-workers, I went because it sounded like fun to me, drinking hot toddy's to stay warm isn't bad at all.
I got settled on a settee and this lady I worked with asked me if the other seat was taken, no, have a seat. Ellen was cute and flirty, divorced, we always got along well. There was a space heater in front of us, but after a while we were huddled up, it was pretty chilly. Our team was blowing out the other team, people were getting pretty loose, the game was less important. I didn't bring gloves and mentioned to Ellen, "damn, I wish I had brought gloves, my hands are cold". Ellen whispered back, "you could but them between my legs to warm them up".
I was a little stunned speechless, then she said, "Mr. Dense as Lead, that is a pick up line."
Ohhhhh.
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