For the last few months I've had something set up that causes my wife to punch me in the arm every time she sees it and is reminded of it. I am using two photos in which she is naked as my phone's lock and home screens but in both cases it's not obvious that is the case - only we know the truth. So, even though she punches my arm, she hasn't asked me to change them.
Both of these photos are related to the fact that mrs bought me a present of a drone last year.
Pic 1, lock screen. At some point in the gap between the lock downs we actually had a week that felt like summer. The kids were with their grandparents and we had the run of the house. Combining this with hot weather made us giddy. Not for the first time, my mrs laid a blanket out in the back garden and proceeded to do some nude sunbathing. By total coincidence, I decided I'd play with the drone and snapped some pics. Some of these happened to include her. ;-) Anyway, I have a particularly nice one looking pretty much straight down on her, as she lies on her back with her eyes closed. I'd be in big trouble if I loaded it as my phone's lock screen, as is. So, instead, I went on to the internet and searched for a random pic of a woman in a bikini. Then, I used to photoshop to select just the bikini and pasted it over my wife. As first glance, it looks ok. I've even had people ask if it's my wife etc. without any hint that they've spotted (you can if you look close enough) that the bikini she's wearing doesn't really look right.
Pic 2, home screen. More daring but less obvious. It's a picture of the front of our house.... On a different day, dry but not sunny, I was already playing with the drone. Mrs popped outside, after finishing some job or another, and wondered if I was up for some 'couple time'. I said yes but the idea hit me that I could get some nice footage with the drone before I put it away. I told her what I had in mind, asked her to head on up to our room, get good and naked and said I'd be watching. Oh, how I love her. Not only did she say yes to that but she cheekily added that she thought it was a shame there was no way of keeping it in the air, recording while we fucked!
I got to be mr pervy drone pilot for the next few minutes as she did a good impression of someone getting naked in their bedroom and not noticing the very loud drone outside the window! She even took it a step further than I had expected by then laying down on the bed and playing with herself. After grabbing a few pics of that, I hastily shut down the drone and ran into the house!
Anyway, one of those last few pics is my phone home screen background. I haven't edited it. To anyone's casual glance it's simply a photo of the front of our house, sitting there behind all the app icons. But if someone was to borrow the phone from me and look closely at one of the upper windows, there she is, laying on top of the bed.
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