[piecenick]

When I was in college, my uncle, my mom's brother, lived in New York, he was a publicist, he was definitely a bit "different", pretty sure he was gay. No big deal, I always liked him because he was so much fun. He had this gig of escorting 5 South American Miss Universe contestants on a publicity tour. Uncle Jay didn't want to rent a car, I had this huge Chevy Impala, so I was a driver and escort for the couplie of days he was in our city. Car dealerships, shopping center openings, TV stations, we were pretty busy getting around.

The girls were nice, none spoke English very well, but we managed. One girl in particular, always managed to be the one jammed up against me in the front seat. We flirted a little in a non-verbal way, Uncle Jay made fun, but the rule was hands-off, so I didn't take it seriously. But damn, she would be on nat'l TV in a few days, she was very pretty. so I was really drinking this up. The last night I was dropping them off at the hotel after a busy day, this was the last day of the tour before on to NYC or wherever the pageant was. Uncle Jay invited me up, they were going to have champagne to celebrate. he said I should join them and I had not rec'd my check from him yet.

A few glasses in, the girls were giddy and giggling, chatting away in Spanish, I slipped out in the breezeway for a smoke, I was only there a few minutes and out came Miss Cha-Cha to join me. She took my cigarette from my mouth, said "bad boy", and started kissing me. I'm amazed, I didn't see this coming at all, but I'm into it. No. I didn't get to have sex with her, but for a few minutes we did some excellent groping.

A week later I got to watch her on TV, she didn't win, but I got to tell my buddies, see Miss Che-Che, I had my mouth all over her tits last week. My claim to fame.