Struggled for a thread title for this!
So I’m talking about little (sexual) in-jokes or references you have with your wife. Or amusing little things you say and do to each other. Just in everyday life, outside of when you’re actually having sex. Things that keep you laughing with each other, or that help keep the spark going.
I’ll give some examples of what I’m on about!
My wife Emma has very big and hard nipples, with very prominent bumps on the areolae. If ever she’s wearing a bikini, or a top without a bra on, invariably they’re sticking out like six inch nails! Always amuses me and when I notice it, I theatrically feign an injury to my eye - the gag being that something has poked me. It usually gets me a slap if I’m close enough!
Emma is always an earlier riser than me in the mornings. She is always awake and in the shower before me. Sometimes if I’m sleeping in and not making any move towards waking up properly, she’ll come over, pull the duvet back, bend over and wiggle her bare boobs in my face! It never fails to wake me up properly!
Occasionally while I’m standing at the sink shaving, she’ll pull my towel off and slap my arse. Or twang my cock or similar.
Emma will often make breakfast just in her dressing gown, nothing underneath. So sometimes I’ll pretend to stumble/trip over and to steady my balance I’ll grab onto the front of her gown and rip it open to reveal her boobs. While apologising for being so clumsy!
Last one is an “in joke” for us. There’s a country lane near where we live that we often drive on. There’s a random little lay-by on it which no one ever really pulls into. Whenever we drive past it, one of us says “There’s Boobs Lay-by”.
The reason for this is that one day a couple of years back we were driving past it (Emma was driving) when she suddenly just pulled in. She stopped the car and I was like “What’s the matter? Why have you stopped?”
She took off her seatbelt, undid her shirt and unclasped her bra. Then said “I just fancied having my boobs played with”. So we sat there for the best part of an hour, with me just sucking and playing with her boobs! Nothing more than that (though we were both mega horny when we got home!) But ever since then, we always comment “Boobs Lay-by” whenever we drive past!
So.....little fun things and in-jokes you have for your own amusement...? Anyone got any...?
(And I’ve just read that back and realised almost everything is centred around Emma’s boobs!
What can I say?! I’m a boob man!!!!)