First-time women at the nude beach or resort that struggle with getting naked.
It can be both funny and exciting to see them fidgeting nervously with their sarong or bathing suit, tugging away at it, letting a boob slip out and then quickly looking around to make sure no one is watching (hehe.)
- Sometimes they wiggle out of the bathing suit bottom while sitting down real quick, stay bottomless for a while before going for their tops and quickly popping it off.
- Sometimes they untie their sarongs and let gravity do the work for them. One boob, then the other pops out as the sarong comes down (that's something my first wife did and I'm sure someone was thrilled by that as well!)
- Sometimes they go topless right away, but keep the bottoms on. And you wonder if it'll come off. Then you see them a little while later, with no bottoms and you think: "Damn; I missed it!"
- Sometimes they get undressed standing up, suddenly realize they're completely naked in front of everyone and quickly cover up with their hands or a towel. It's like: "ok dude...you're eventually going to have to put your hands/towel down...and I will see it happen!" It's even funnier when they fail to realize the towel is too small and they're effectively still bottomless.
What these newbies don't get is that it would be a lot of attention-grabbing if they just got naked right away. But what would be the fun in that.
|