So I was at a nudist venue last week. It was late, my wife and I were still up, naked playing pool. Another couple, younger, showed up and asked to join us. So we started playing.
My wife was being her usual self, leaning against the pool table, bent over trying to get her shots in (we're both terribly bad pool players). At one point, the dude is standing behind her, and I suddenly realize he's sporting a raging hard-on.
Now...I'm pretty surprised because in all my many years of nudism, I've never seen anyone actually openly erecting at my wife. I'm sure it happens at swingers resorts; but that was not where we were. So at that point I'm just befuddled.
My wife, on the other hand, "seems" perfectly unaware of the attention she's getting.
Did she not see the erection? I seriously doubt it. It was unavoidable. Dude was hung and swinging all over the place. Does that stop her? Nope, she goes even deeper into bent stances.
We're not into swinging so this situation was never going to go any further (even though dude's petite and completely shaven girl was not exactly unattractive). But I was amazed by my wife's...openness.
Of course, she pulled the "plausible deniability" card; and although she doesn't deny she saw the erection, she claims she barely noticed it and brushed off the idea that she's the one who caused it.
Funny how that works.
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