[Gnome72141]

Originally Posted by msmyrtle

Hey Gnome, have you had anything interesting this summer! I hope it doesn't sound like I am calling you out, but you always have such good stories.

I have been posting here and there on various other threads.

As far as this thread, we did share a cabin with my wife's family for a week a few months ago already (it was open during quarantine with "rules" in place that no one followed, of course). 12 of us in one small place. My wife made me verbally sign a non-nudity clause this time because I am ALWAYS naked around her family, but there was going to be an additional sister-in-law (married into the family) there who my wife didn't want me naked around as to not scare her.

A few things DID happen though. I just haven't had time to write about them, but here are the short versions:

1) The other sister in law definitely would have not minded had I gone around naked like I have been known to do in shared spaces, but my wife was in a horrible mood, so I wasn't going to push the non-nudity thing that we agreed to. That ended up being a huge bummer for me as you will read below.

2) The other sister in law had at least seven swimsuits. One of them, wow...showed all pretty much all of her DDD boobs. I know exactly what her boobs look like without actually seeing them. Boob shape, nipple size and shape, etc. And cameltoe. Wow. Her swimsuit clung to her vulva perfectly. She has some really busy labia. I am pretty sure that she knew it, too, yet didn't care one bit. It got to the point where I let her catch me looking to see what she would do, and she would just smile.

3) There were a few moments that would could have let this other sister in law and me see each other naked had I positioned myself just right, but my wife was in a horrible mood like I said, so I didn't want to push anything. (My wife has severe mental health issues that I have alluded to before; incredibly well-managed overall, but things slip here and there. The week I am writing about was one of her worst slips in many, many years.)

4) My mother in law. Topless several times. Even in front of EVERYONE. We were the first to leave the cabin at the end of the week. I had noticed her take her top off in her room with the door open and her back towards us when we said we were headed out the door. She came out and gave us hugs, topless. Not unusual for her. Super right wing extremely religious woman...but loves being half naked. And she is 71 but looks 49 and has the C cups of a 25yo. Just amazing to look at. Earlier in the week she even walked around topless with a towel only around her waist after a shower while getting coffee. Only I saw her though as it was super early in the morning. She smiled. A lot. (I have posting history between my mother in law and me, but NOT in front of 12 people; that shocked even me a tiny bit.)

5) One of the brother in laws was seen naked as their kid opened the door. At least 5 people saw. I was sad that it wasn't me who was walked in on. The 5 people saw everything. He was sooooo mad. I just rolled my eyes. Someone even said, "Too bad it wasn't [Gnome], then there wouldn't be all this yelling over it. Why did it have to be [the guy]?"

6) As you all know, I haven't ever seen my wife's sister plainly topless (well, I have with her hands over her boobs and lots of side boob while trying on clothes once a million years ago), but I have seen all the bits and pieces of her; just not all at once in plain view if that makes sense. She walked around in a super clingy pj top most of the week, braless, giving away the shape and size of her tiny, saggy jiggly boobs with loooong nips that point waaaay out to the side and up, like unusually way out to the side and up. I have seen them down her tops 1000s of times over the years because of oversized shirts, bras, and swimsuits, but I just want to see her standing up, topless, just once. Mostly just out of pure curiosity at this point. But it has yet to happen. Everyone stared at her, by the way; her pj top made things so obvious.

7) My wife's sister came out of the shower in a towel and went into her room and took it off and got dressed without shutting her door. (Because she came out in clothes a bit later without shutting her door.) It would have been in view of at least three people, but not me, of course. I was doing dishes at the time. I was really trying to find a reason to need to walk by her room so I could see, but I didn't want to be called out on being such a perv. All I got to see was the corner of a towel fly across the room onto a bed. I was soooooooo bummed. Probably because she wouldn't have cared if I had seen. Soooo close after nearly 20 years, yet so far away. And the other people who were in clear view didn't seem to care. I mean why would they care, but I am just bummed that I wasn't one of them!!!!! After allll these years!!!!!

8) My own wife was walked in on (none of the bedroom doors had locks). I think her brother saw, but who knows. She was petrified. Again, bad mood week, otherwise she might not have cared, maybe even liked it, especially if her brother had seen (there is a posting history, there, too).

9) You need to be sitting down for this part: I was actually the most careful the entire week out of everyone! Super rare for me. It is always expected that I am seen naked A LOT during trips with my wife's family. (Examples being from walking around naked while getting dressed, to sleeping naked on a pull out couch and getting up while everyone else is already in the living room.) But not this time. Not at all. None. My wife is was in a bad spot that week, so I was being extra extra extra careful. I hate filtering myself, especially when it comes to intimate things such as sharing spaces with people, but filtering was necessary that week because of my wife's mental position that week.

It sucks, too, because it could have been A LOT of fun. Could have been the most fun annoying super big family trip ever. My other sister in law who married into the family who we don't see much is amazing. She and I get along so well. She started telling me that my wife's brother is a total freak in bed, and she was going to start telling me the details but then other people came by. I really want to know what she wanted to say. She did say enough to tell me that she really wants to talk about it, but her own friends don't want to hear it. I told her she can tell me anything, any time.

I guess there was a lot that happened. But, yet again, my wife was in a really REALLY bad spot that week, so I guess I hadn't thought about posting anything about it. And it was a huge let down for me because it could have been the week I could have finally seen my wife's sister casually naked without risking getting yelled at, and on top of it all I had to filter myself in a major way when it came to being naked myself, which I would never normally do.

Anyway, thanks for asking. Posting this was fun. Makes me miss my own posts. Would it be weird if I went back and read my own posts? Hahahahahaha!!!