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Originally Posted by Saddledrifter

My wife and I have not had a new car in about 13 years. She said that it is now time to buy one. I have disagreed and claimed that the old one is running great and is good for another 5 years. She has disagreed. She wants a new expensive car badly. I think that I can work out a deal with her. This COVID thing has screwed up a lot of action with our sex lives and get-together’s with others that sometimes get a little sexual. I think our sex lives need some new excitement.

I am considering offering to get the car of her choice provided: (1) she ride nude in it anytime I ask. (2) In addition, I want her to do some little physical workouts, such as if I see a track that is not being used by anyone, she has to run a 400 meter nude around the track. (3) If we come across a baseball diamond unused, she has to run around the bases nude. (4) If I see a lake or pond that looks inviting, she has to jump in on request for a nude swim (and there might be others using the water or be nearby). (5) If I see a dive bar that looks a little shady, she has to go in with me and have a beer with a totally see-through blouse on and a maxi mini skirt while commando and sit at the bar turned away from bar toward the other patrons where they can readily detect her bareness under that skirt. (6) If we go out dancing, she has to wear the sexy dress of my choice with absolutely no underwear. (7) When we go out to eat, I get to select the sexy top of my choice for her to wear to the restaurant. (8) And, if I want her to sit nude in the passenger seat while we go through a drive-through, she must sit upright with her feet on the dash and her legs spread wide open. All of this must be done for the car's first year of operation.

Can anyone think of any other good trade-offs for that expensive new car? Thanks.

This may not be for everyone, but I offered to allow my wife to get a new vehicle provided that she have sex with at least one other man. At this point she is seriously considering it.