Last month we finally decide to get rid of our old mattress which we have had for twenty years. It was really beginning to sag in the middle and we were no longer getting the best night’s sleep they originally promised.
My wife and I went to one of those stores that specialise in beds and the latest mattresses, for bad backs, normal, tall, short and who knows what else, with all different kinds, soft, medium and firm. There are also electric ones which you can adjust for him/her and special foam mattresses designed by NASA.
What is really neat is that you can give them a ‘test run’, that is try them out for size, feel and whatever else you want to look for.
Well we were looking at one particular brand, taking in the specs, price, delivery and picking up the old mattress in the process. My wife was definitely into it, making notes and listening to the salesperson. I, on the other hand, was already sold on it. It’s fine, let’s buy it already! But my other half was not completely happy until she’d been through the whole store.
So I played along. I noticed another couple looking at a premium king size in the aisle opposite. They were giving the bed a good test, lying on it, rolling over, bouncing up and down and so on.
Oh, did I say the wife was wearing a skirt, quite short actually.
Well she definitely caught my interest and so, switching my focus from my wife to the other guy’s wife (not necessarily advisable) I was expecting to see some action.
I wandered around the bed we were examining in order to get a better view of this woman who was probably in her early thirties, good figure and legs and an attractive face.
After they finished their bouncing test they stopped the husband lying flat on the bed, she adopted a similar position, then she bent her knee, bringing one foot loser to her backside. This had the effect of creating a space beneath her They were clearly not plain cotton but satin or silk as they were semi-transparent. The light wasn’t really good enough to see anymore, but what I did see made my day. She held this position for several seconds talking to hubby. I continued to move slowly around ‘our’ bed but never losing eye contact.
We never did buy a bed but the afternoon was well spent in my estimation as I had a good memory of our foray. I am looking forward to doing it again soon.
