When my wife and I were new parents we managed an apartment complex for free rent, I did the maintenance, my wife handled showing to prospects. My wife was very proud to be a mother and loved breastfeeding, one afternoon I was watching a game on TV and she was sitting in a rocker topless, feeding the baby. Our apartment door had a sign on it that said MANAGER, we usually kept it locked. The two college aged guys walked in, apparently they thought it was an office. Instead of scaring the baby my wife calmly asked them if they were looking for an apartment, the nodded open mouthed, then she said "if you guys will wait outside for a minute while I finish feeding the baby, I'll show you the unit we have open."
Her showing herself like that got us in the sack as soon as the baby took a nap.
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