I have a friend who does pest control. We live in a college town. He told me one morning he was spraying a place and three college guys were playing video games and he was just going around doing his thing, and he goes into one of the bedrooms and there's a naked woman asleep, mostly covered by a sheet. He went out and said, "Hey, you could have told me there was someone asleep in there." They just said, "Oh yeah, we forgot. Sorry."
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