[piecenick]

On a cold, overcast, winter day, our team was playing in S. Bend, I had on a coat with a hood. I was with a buddy and we were heading into the stadium. I see this drop dead gorgeous woman with long beautiful blonde hair, says brightly "hey Joe, I haven't seen you in years (I'm not Joe)", she walks right up to me, puts her arms under my coat mashes her boobs against me, giving me a great hug, then backs off, looks at my bearded face and asks "you are Joe, aren't you?"

All I could think of to say was "I will be if you want", she blushed, apologized and walked off. I didn't care if we won or not, I had a great day.