Thanks! Mine are more humorous than erotic, but here goes....hope this works for you.
The first is a humorous story. I know all you folks in Europe and places think topless beaches are the norm, but in these parts its pretty rare. Technically, women
can go topless, they just don't usually do so. Go figure...
So my cousins owned a beach house on a barrier just down on the coast here. One Spring Break we were down there and spend the week like kids do. This one year their college roommate came down. He had this really souped up corvette, one with a classic body style. Fine ass car. We'll call him Luke for purposes of this story. He's also got this little Latina girlfriend with him. Nice tight body, cute, great tits, shapely little booty.
So we're down there and one day this gal comes out with her boyfriend and takes off her top. Stupendous rack, one of the best I've ever seen. She's sitting out just catching rays. Someone comes back to the house and mentions her. Luke decides that he's got to check this out. In those days, we could drive down on the beach, so Luke hops in the `vette and heads down.
So, he starts cruising by the chick with the rack, gets distracted, and drives off into a deep drift of sand. With that souped up engine, he's stuck in the sand in no time. Right in front of the chick with the rack. And she's laughing her ass off.
He gives up and comes back to the house for help. Now, this is fraught with some difficulties because (1) nobody wants to be with the loser that drove off into the sand gawking at the scenery, and (2) he has to do it without his stacked girlfriend tripping to the fact that it happened. Because she would not have been happy and gone off on him like the 4th of July. A couple of guys turn him down, and the longer he's there and the more he asks around the more likely it is the stacked girlfriend finds out. Finally, after about 30 minutes, he gets a couple of guys to help him out.
They get back down there and the chick with the rack is still laughing her ass off at him. He finally gets back to the house and the stacked girlfriend immediately starts asking him where he's been for the last hour and a half. LOL, don't think he ever repeated that mistake.
The other is a repost from and ENF thread...
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Originally Posted by Archelon
Years ago I was doing the backpack through Europe thing for a few weeks. One day found us in Nice, the south of France. We went down to seawall to just sit, catch some rays, and relax. It was the middle of the work week, so the beach was pretty empty.
It must have been lunchtime because all of a sudden people just started pouring out of the buildings across the street heading for the beach. Like someone opening the gates so the horses can stampede back onto the prairie. All dressed in professional clothing, most of them carrying bags and straw mats. They stripped down to their skivvies, unrolled the mats, and lay down to relax and work on their tans. Most of the women were topless, of course, this being the beach in the south of France.
At some point of couple of small buses stopped and a bunch of tourists poured out. Maybe 20 or 30 Japanese tourists, all of them men. They were so stereotypical it was comical. All huddled in a group, each of them having at least one--sometimes two--35 mm cameras. (It was 1991, all cameras were film.) They were standing there talking excitedly and gesticulating wildly.
Finally, it must have been the end of the lunch hour because people started getting up and getting ready to go back to the office. There were showers right up under the seawall where you could go to wash off the salt if you wanted.
And then it happened. This unbelievably, exquisitely gorgeous young woman got up from her mat to shower. Maybe 24 with a nice, petite figure, perfectly rounded ass, and a set of tits you wouldn't believe. Perfectly shaped, at least DD, very firm, swaying oh so wonderfully as she walked to up to the shower. And her attitude was so calm and relaxed. A part of her beauty was that she knew she was beautiful but wasn't all put out about it. She was just enjoying the scene. To this day I can remember that vision of loveliness quite clearly.
As she approached the shower it really set off the Japanese. They were standing right above the shower, and they became very agitated as she approached. The damn finally burst and almost as one they whipped out there cameras and started taking pictures. You could hear all the cameras clicking and the film advances whirring. Some of them had autowinders and were just holding down the buttons to take as many pictures as they could. There was even some dude in the back jumping up and down to shoot over the top of the crowd, a camera in each hand with the autowinders just burning up.
The beauty noticed the commotion and immediately became very, very embarrassed. Those guys were really creating a scene. You would have thought they had never seen a female breast before. And all she was trying to do was get back to work. She hurriedly turned off the water, threw on a shift, and walked swiftly back to her building.
As with most good things in life, the assholes ruined it for the rest of us.
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