This thread is to share your stories about social distance flirting during the pandemic.
Here's mine. My next-door neighbor, Jan, is a brunette who is about 50 years old, medium height, with a round bottom and good-sized boobs. While not a supermodel, she is definitely cute. I am divorced and she is widowed, so I have thought about getting something going with her.
It looks like I will have my chance once the quarantine is lifted... Our balconies are only about 10 feet apart, so we have been chatting on them almost every afternoon. She talks about how she is letting herself go, since her gray roots are showing, and I tell her she still looks good. We also talk about remote work. I joked with her that I no longer put pants on, even when I meet my boss. She stuck her tongue out in disgust, saying, "I don't need to hear about that mister." From that distance, I couldn't tell she if she was seriously offended or kidding with me.
The next day I found out. She came out wearing a bathrobe, which got my attention right away. Before she always at least wore sweatpants and a t-shirt, something that qualified as normal clothing. We chatted as usual. Finally she said she had to get to a big meeting. "Do you think this outfit will do," she asked. Then she opened her robe, revealing that she was wearing a nice white blouse on top and nothing on bottom!
I could see while the hair on top was gray her full bush was still quite dark. The contrast between her dark carpet and the white blouse was stunning. Before I could say anything, she gave me a wink and went back in.
Now I really want to pursue this!