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I'll give you guys a two-in-one, both from my freshman year of college.

The first happened in the fall semester. My friends and I would often play pickup volleyball after dinner on the beach court outside of our dorm. This particular evening my one friend invited a girl who he would soon date for some time. She was Latina, I believe South American actually, short and skinny but cute. The skinny part may have hurt her on this night, however, as she showed up to play in yoga pants that just would not stay up. She had to hoist them back up her butt after every crouch or dive, and while she was successful in covering herself for a while eventually a sky blue thong began to appear. By the end of our three-game match she was yanking up both her yogas AND thong after every point, usually turning to give an embarrassed grimace to those positioned behind her as she did so. Her underwear must has also been falling, as I do distinctly remember seeing her buttcrack at least once that night.

The second happened the following spring. I was walking to a late afternoon class when I noticed an absolute SMOKE SHOW in front of me. Tall, tan, busty, and wearing a flowy floral-printed dress. I was naturally excited, but grew even more so when I remembered that the evening was expected to bring a wind-filled thunderstorm. Slowly but surely the breeze picked up, and slowly but surely the girl began to pay more attention to her dress. She had been tugging it down for some time when a 30 mile per hour gust ripped through campus. Before the girl could react the bottom of her dress flipped upward, revealing several inches of tasteful white panty to those behind her. It was after this incident that the girl ducked into the lobby of an apartment building for sanctuary from the wind. I obviously passed her at this point, but before I turned into my lecture hall I gave one last glance behind me to be greeted by the sight of the girl, walking with her phone in one hand and the bottom of her dress held tightly in the other.