[Rachellus]

My little sister is one of those people you never know what is going to come out of her mouth. Last year as swimming season was coming up my mom, little sister (early 20s), My little brother (17) and I (late 20s) were all sitting in the living room and deciding to go swimming at the rock quarry I have been writing about, but because my brother was going there was not going to be any skinny dipping. Mom was talking about taking a picnic basket with sandwiches and make it an outing which sounded fun.

My little sister is trying to decide if she was going to go and suddenly she decided that she was going. She is in old shorts and a t-shirt and she jumps up and says, "Well if we are going to go swimming I better go trim my cooter cause I let it get out of control this winter."

My little brother has frozen in shocked fear!! I am half grinning, trying not to laugh at his expression and I look at my mom and she is doing the same thing. It is obviously too much information for our little brother to process!!

His eyes are big as he watches our sister leave the room and then mom looks at me and deadpans. "I better go do the same thing," as she gets up and goes to her room and her bathroom.

MY brother jumps up holding his ears as he ran out of the living room to his bedroom and I laughed so hard I almost peed on myself. I could hear mom laughing in her room as she closed her door. I think he had heard all the "pube" talk he wanted to hear!!