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Originally Posted by Gnome72141
My wife teases me like that...I will have an idea, she seems mortified that I might do it, so out of respect for her I don't end up doing something. Then months or years later I will mention it, and she always says, "Well, why didn't do you do it anyway? I probably would have loved it!" Grrr...
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I've mentioned to her that I like the idea of her showing off, yet she's too self conscious to act on it. But secretly I think she's got a little bit of an exhibitionist streak. When she was maybe 19 or 20 she once flashed her boobs but her bf at the time was not nice about it afterward. What an insecure bonehead, he probably derailed her from developing into a fun loving exhibitionist.
A few weeks after the above pizza incident, she showed up at my door in nothing but heels, stockings, and a long coat. So perhaps she was a little intrigued, although she said she was scared about being pulled over during the entire 25 minute drive.
I've also told her that she'd make a great figure model for an art class. She surprisingly didn't dismiss it out of hand, but said she wanted to get back in shape, and lose about 20 lbs. We shall see.
But I still fantasize about that pizza delivery and what could have been.