[Saddledrifter]

My wife and I were at a biker rally. We had had plenty to drink during the night's festivities. Being extreme partiers, we were among the last people to turn in for the night. We had a tent and were a good distance from the nearest pit toilet. Both of us readily fell asleep once inside the tent. It was a hot August night, so we were both sleeping nude. Apparently, my wife had to pee shortly after we had fallen asleep. She didn't hear any other campers out and about that late, and having to pee really badly made the decision to head for the pit toilet without taking the time to put on any clothes. She made it to the pitter, but on her way back, another tent camper friend camped not far from us said, "Hello (calling out her name)." She stopped dead in her tracks, and turned to see one friends staring at her nakedness. He asked her what she was doing out so late. She told him, and asked him the same question. He went on to explain that there had been a domestic argument in a nearby tent that he had broken up. He went into detail about the whole episode, and how the girl was being roughed up, and how he confronted the offender and stopped it. Other people heard his story as he was talking with my nude wife, and they began coming out of their tents to hear the details. Pretty soon, there were about 5 other people who joined the conversation. Finally, my naked my wife said, "I would like to hear all the rest of the story, but I feel a little uncomfortable being the only naked person here, and will have to hear the rest of the story tomorrow." I guess I was awaken from my deep sleep when I heard my wife's voice say, "...a little uncomfortable being the only naked person here..." She crawled back into our tent, and was truly totally naked. I looked up and saw her and said, "What the hell was that all about?" She explained that she thought everyone was asleep, and that she could quietly and quickly take a leak, and get back in the tent undetected. I looked at her and responded that "That was obviously poor planning." The next morning she took a lot of ribbing from all the neighboring campers about her nude romp. In fact that was about three years ago, and she is still the butt of jokes about her nude trip anytime we all get together.