[PalmsMan]

Across the Ohio River in Jeffersonville, IN was Theater X. It's still there. I drove over and tried it a couple of times. Somehow watching a movie from my car didn't do much for me. There is something about masturbating in a darkened theater with fellow perverts that does it for me. All to the better if an obliging woman is in the house. I have seen that BTW, but it comes later in my sexually deviant history.

There was a full size theater showing porn in St Matthews, KY (Suburban Louisville). I visited once and was thrown out. It happened like this: Having seen the facility I decided I wanted to pay a visit. So, when I had a spare evening I parked, bought a ticket and went in. It was well appointed, not especially run down, I took a seat near the back.

After a while I noticed a man and a young woman in the same row as my but over the aisle. The man was very elderly and the woman rather young. I figured she was his carer. And, when asked what he would enjoy for an evening out, he had said the porn theater, so she obliged. Nothing happened. I think he was too old, and I suspect she was too proper.

Anyway, I digress. The movie centered around a hospital and the shenanigans between the staff. Not long after I arrived there was a scene I really liked. A busty, curvy nurse, in only her cap, garter belt and nylons was being thoroughly shafted from behind by a well endowed doctor. The combination of her curvy bum, suspenders, nylons, and rhythmically swaying breasts as she was being penetrated really appealed to me. So, I decided, too late, that it was the scene I wanted to orgasm to.

So, I waited patiently through two hours of movie 'till it reached that part again. I had wanked gently until that point, then more aggressively as I built up the pleasure ready to cum. I stood and went to the aisle to be ready to shoot and shoot hard. As the moments of bliss started, the lights came on and the clerk screamed at me to get the hell out of there. Seconds later I was stumbling down steps at the side door as I struggled to put my penis away and zip up my fly.

Then there was Louisville's adult theater gem. It was another real theater that then changed to show porn. It was on Taylor Blvd. Great picture quality on a big screen. Not only did they show good porn but now again brought a porn actress into town to do a live strip. One time I arrived in the parking lot the same time as the actress. She was a friendly lady from out of state. She asked what the town was like. We chatted for a few minutes before she went in the back door while I walked round to the front to buy a ticket.

When there was a stripper, i.e. porn actress, I always sat on the front row in order to get the best view. And, of course I always enjoyed a wank. One time the guy next to me looked a little surprised. But, no one ever objected. One actress thanked me for the compliment and asked why more guys didn't have their dicks out.

Some of these ladies offered to pose nude with customers for a photo, in the lobby, after their performance. I always asked if I could get naked and have us both photographed nude. Usually the answer was no, but one lady was happy to oblige. So I stripped there and then, she knelt down cupped my balls, with her hand, and stared at my (flaccid) cock while the Polaroid clicked. And, no I don't still have the picture, but what a memorable occasion.

Before I left town I discovered the joys of the Asian Massage Parlor. The last year or two in Louisville I used to visit Yang at the Hong Kong Spa on Dixie Highway. I would enjoy a steam bath, then a shower. Yang would dry me off paying attention to my arse which I loved. There followed a very relaxing massage. It ended with Yang taking her top off. She would gently masturbate my while I sucked on her nipples.

On one occasion mamasan came into the room as Yang finished the massage proper. I was face down. Mamasan checked me out and fondled my bum as she chatted to Yang. Sadly she left the room before Yang satisfied my sexual need. So disappointing, I would love her to have stayed There was nothing like an audience as I ejaculated my man cream.

Likewise when Yang was training a new girl I had an impromptu four hand massage. Again Yang sent the new girl out of the room before bringing me to a climax.

On my last visit to the Hong Kong Spa, I explained that I would not be coming back as I would be going to the UK. Yang agreed to end our session with a sixty nine. She would not suck me, but was happy to wank me while I licked her quim and anus. What a lovely end to a my relationship with the spa.

So after five years I left KY to return to GB.

My enjoyment of porn theaters was not over, more to follow.