1. Meeting a girl at a friend's party. Shagging her on the washing machine at the same party about 2 hours later
2. Spending the night at the above girl's flat a few weeks later. Her jerking me off whilst on the phone to her (live-in) boyfriend (who away that weekend)
3. At the age of 22, having sex with my 20yo girlfriend on the beach at midnight
4. Getting caught doing the above by a dog walker - middle of the beach, nowhere to hide. She was topless and riding me
5. Spending 2 weeks on holiday with our best friends. Spent 2 weeks staring at my wife's best friend's naked tits, applying sun cream to her back at one point