Years ago I was teasing a long time female friend. She was recently divorced. I knew her "Ex" and he was a jerk.
She was complaining her "Ex" was under endowed and inept. I jokingly said, "Well you could never leave my 12 inches of talent."
Without a word she pulled my sweatpants and underwear down, grabbed me and laughingly said "Liar!" in a loud voice. Then she started giggling.
I never did get her in bed before she married again.
