[Saddledrifter]

Earlier in this thread, there was some discussion as to why women on a nude beach put their tops on before putting their bottoms on. I think I may have the answer. A number of years ago my wife would go to a biker rally and not flash anything. Once we were at a rally, and it was late at night with all the ladies liquored up and flashing tits, and with many walking or riding around topless. As usual, my wife was drinking and drunk, but not flashing anything. There was a guy standing over by her and observing her lack of participation. He said, "So what’s wrong with you, honey. Why aren’t you showing?” My wife looked at him, and then looked at all the eyes upon her and felt somewhat pressured to perform. So in one motion, she took a deep breath, turned her back to the crowd and whipped down her pants while leaning far forward and mooned the crowd around her. She could hear the howls and laughter as she pulled her pants back in place. A bunch of guys rushed over and laid beads around her neck and told her that she was awesome. After the excitement had died down a little, I asked her, “Why did you moon the crowd rather than pop your tits out for them?” She replied, “Well, both boys and girls have an ass, but only girls have titties, so I would rather the guys see something that they see on each other all the time, rather than letting them see my tits.” I waited a few moments and said, “Well, maybe both guys and gals have an ass, but only girl’s have pussies. And you leaned over so far that you flashed both your ass and pussy at them.” She went, “Oh, no. Do you care?” I replied that it made no difference to me – so long as she was O.K. with it. She said in her excitement that she really had not intended on bending over that far. The moment just took on a mind of its own. I laughed and said not to worry about it – that she was maybe the most popular girl of the night. However, for the remainder of the evening, she left the pants pulled up and just flashed tits.

My point, though, is that maybe a lot of women think the same way and want to cover their tits first, because they represent something more uniquely sexual than an ass that both men and women possess. And the pussy can be hidden a little more readily while just bending over. Just a theory.