I have this friend that is hung like a horse. No shit! One time he was drunk out of his mind and went up to go to bed. He staggered up the stairs and was gone. A little bit later I heard a crash up there and went to check on him. He had fallen down in the bathroom and was crawling back to his bedroom on his hands and knees... stark naked! I swear, his dick was touching the carpet as he crawled!!!
Him! I want to watch him fuck my wife!!! LOL
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