My wife and I were at a store to get a gift card; a store that we had never been in and would never go there again. (We are not the demographic at all.)
As we were waiting in the long line of hyper-energetic women wanting to buy their clothes, I noticed something looked "off" with the shirt of one of the cashiers. She also had the most annoying personality of the group of cashiers, and I hoped we wouldn't get into her line.
Well, we got into her line. As I got closer, it looked like she had huge boobs but her cleavage didn't seem to match, if that makes sense.
As she was ringing us up, she had to bend over deeply to use their tablet-type cash machine thing that small stores use these days.
Well, the entire time, I could see that she had an open shirt on over another open shirt, then a yellow tank top, then this super padded strapless bra that was pushing up her tiny, presumably flappy boobs, but it was pushing her dark, huge areola out of the top. The top half of her areola was on display, and her nipple was about to pop out.
Essentially, from afar her boobs looked huge, but they were actually very tiny and flabby (she was only about 25, too), which is what made her outfit seem so "off" at first glance.
She must have shown 100s it not 1000s of people that day. Fashion over function, I guess.
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