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Originally Posted by kathybates
I caught my mom masturbating once as well (or at least I think I did.) I barged into her mom (yes I need to learn to fucking knock, but every room in that house has locks, so its not all my fault.) Anyways, she was laying naked on the bed, I think she heard me before I seen her. Because she jerked her hands back and closed her legs and kind of rolled over on her side in one swift motion as I was walking in. I was suspicious and she knew it. She tried playing it cool and slid over and sat on the edge of the bed. It was brutally hot outside, but the a/c was on and the house was cool. She said something like "I was taking a nap, and got hot."
"oh, ok". She got up and walked over to the pile of clothes in the floor and picked them up and got dress... All I know, is her genitalia was still swollen and slimy.  |
I've been asked to go into more detail on this.. so here it goes.
My mom's car was blocking mine in and I was in a big hurry (I was already running late for work.) I sprinted down the hallway and barged into my parents bedroom.
Mom was laying butt naked on her bed in sort of a birthing position. As the door swung open, in one swift motion she jerked her hands away from her hairy muff, closed her legs and rolled over on her side in the fetal position, facing away from me. If she was trying to hide her wet swollen privates, she definitely picked the wrong position.
"I just need your keys so I can move your car" I said suspiciously.
She rolled back over into the birth position with feet spread but her thighs closed. Her fingers were now interlaced and her hands were resting on her belly.... "mmm, she said check that top drawer" and nodded at the dresser at the foot of their bed.
"this one" I said as I pointed over at a random drawer.
She said "no, that one" and spread her legs and used her finger to point between her legs and at the correct drawer.
Her legs were now spread, putting her slimy cooter out in the open. She was clearly not napping, unless she was in the "mist" of a wet dream.
As I was looking for the keys she slid over and sat at the end of the bed. "she said something like "it was so hot I was going to try and take or nap", trying to explain why she was laying naked in bed.
"oh, I said... well the keys aren't in there sooo?"
She said "let me get some clothes on and I'll help you find them." She walked over to a pile of clothes in the floor and picked them up and started getting dressed."