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Originally Posted by kathybates
oh yeah, more than once... I was/am a chronic masturbator.
One time I took one of my fathers empty beer bottles to use as a.... well, you know.
I peeled the labels off so they wouldn't get lost up inside me, gave it a quick bath, and went to town with it.
After I finished, I laid it on my end table and went to go take a shower (I had a big a-framed attic master bedroom.) When I got out of the shower my mom was sitting on my bed with a concerned look on her face. I gave her a little gesture like "whats up."
She raises her hand up, and in the her hand was my beer bottle toy. 
I was 18 and honestly had even tasted a sip of beer.... but I had to take the hit on this one. She told me she couldn't control what I did outside the house, but she didn't want me drinking at home. lol
I said okay and apologized... |
Wow I'm thirsty for a beer now
Which other objects have had the pleasure of being inserted into you?